Desperate Times in Geekdom

From today's headlines:
Graduation rates for students majoring in Computer Science have so seriously failed to keep pace with demand that the IT industry is weighing a proposal to "write the damn software correctly the first time," according to approximately a bazillion industry sources who declined to be named. This radical departure from conventional business practices prompted initially favorable reactions from within the sector, including a couple gajillion other anonymous sources who noted such near-term advantages  as "shipping a product without major bugs would be really cool" and "we could stop beta testing stuff on users."